• this is your frog
  • this is your frog
  • this is your frog

    this is your frog

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    Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions. 
    What is a frog? Is it a man? It has legs and tiny hands like a man yet it is not. If a man could jump as high as a…
    What is a frog? Is it a man? It has legs and tiny hands like a man yet it is not. If a man could jump as high as a frog you know how fucking high he would be? Extremely high I imagine.

    But back to the topic at hand, what is a frog? I'm looking at it sitting blissfully upon its leaf... Do you think its looking back at me contemplating what a man is? Do you think it can understand and compute the complexities of day to day life as a human? Could it work out the combination lock my wife has put on the fridge to stop me eating raw mince meat when I'm sleep walking?

    All these things I ponder, staring at the frog on its little leaf. I lost my phone and keys hours ago and I'm lost in the woods please if you're reading this send help I'm confused and I think I licked it too hard.