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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester 100% badass and not to be used as a cum rag
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton , 100% cum
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk so you cant shrink it again idiot
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, whatever that means
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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