existence is pain


cry all day in this patented crying tshirt.

you cry and your tshirt cries with you, creating an emotional feedback loop so strong you basically die.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• cannot be stained by wine no matter how much red wine you splosh all over yourself in bed.
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• smells like old cigarettes
• Pre-shrunk
• Probably might kill you
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


Size guide