existence is pain

dogecore

Regular price £17.00 GBP

cry all day in this patented crying Tshirt. You cry and your Tshirt cries with you creating an emotional feedback loop so strong you basically die.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• cannot be stained by wine no matter how much red wine you splosh all over yourself in bed.
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• smells like old cigarettes
• Pre-shrunk
• Probably might kill you
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71