please, I am trash :(
• 100% soft ringspun cotton - the finest of fabrics
• 4.5 oz (153 g/m2) as heavy as your mom
• Pre-shrunk to avoid possum sized clothing accidents
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for the big boys out there
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center so you dont look like an idiot at parties
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
| Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |