I cant get out of bed today. I just want to lay in my own filth and eat hotdogs out of the can whilst watching a funny youtube video of a dog eating a burrito in 1 second over and over again. Please do not call me I do not like talking on the phone. The postman said I looked like shit as he dropped off my weekly order of lunchables. I just can't.

• this is a cry for help

• 100% cotton heavyweight long-sleeve with a rough feel that soften after couple washes
• Sport Grey colour is a blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• please help me for god sake
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, do not dry clean
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

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