Holding me aloft? Above your head? What are you trying to prove? Everyone in this mcdonalds wants you to leave. Why must you bring me here? Just to hold me above your head like this. Everyone is looking at us. Why must you come here every night at 4am just to hold me aloft like this. Is this what we have become? Every minute i have to stand of you screaming whilst holding me this way is torture.

• helps you make friends and influence people (to pity you)

• 100% cotton heavyweight long-sleeve with a rough feel that soften after couple washes
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, do not dry clean
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

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