special boy

£27.00

be your own gender reveal party by exploding into a mass of blood and gore all over your friends and relatives.  That's how special you are.  Nobody saw you swallow the tannerite cubes before you blew out the candles on your cake and snuffed the lives of your immediate family in a ball of flames and guts.  I'm proud of you son.

• Lets people know you are not to be trifled with
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

 

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