• forced to wipe
  • forced to wipe
  • forced to wipe
  • forced to wipe

dogecore

forced to wipe

£25.00

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Monkey see monkey do.  Monkey doo doo?  At what point did we decide we all had to wipe our own asses because I don't see any other animal doing the same and they got along just fine.  Hell dogs don't wipe AND they greet one another with a big old butt huff.  So why was I politely asked to leave the dentist earlier because of my 'odour'.  Well jokes on you pal, I've min maxed my day by not wiping, I now have an extra 2 minutes every day to watch cool monki videos on my phone whilst you're out there, a slave to society.  Break free of your chains brother.  I'm only doing this until I can afford a bidet so I can keep my ass so clean you could eat off of it and that's kinda in the ballpark of what i'm looking for in life.

• Take the first step in returning to monki
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester 100% monki
• MONKI FLIP
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Can be used as toilet paper in an emergency
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• monki noises
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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