• dangerous and repulsive
  • dangerous and repulsive
  • dangerous and repulsive
  • dangerous and repulsive
  • dangerous and repulsive

dangerous and repulsive

Regular price

This crab can never sleep.  It's entire body has become a long-time nuclear waste warning message of spikes, intended to deter human intrusion of its internal nuclear waste repositories for at least 10,000 years.

Even when future humans have animorphed into large, totally sexy fox people who just howl at one another and fuck a lot and despite not being able to read or write they will understand nothing valued is here...

More information on Nuclear semiotics can be found here


• Glows in the dark (if illuminated with light)
• filled with secrets
• 100% cotton, 100% radioactive
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Size guide

٩(◕‿◕。)۶