be nice to me

£24.00
holding me aloft?  Above your head?  What are you trying to prove?  Everyone in this mcdonalds wants you to leave.  Why must you bring me here?  Just to hold me above your head like this.  Everyone is looking at us.  Why must you come here every night at 4am just to hold me aloft like this.  Is this what we have become?  Every minute i have to stand of you screaming whilst holding me this way is torture.  

• 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester 100 oz love and affection
• Pre-shrunk like a baby possum
• Classic fit which is superior to modern fitting garments
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex, like a sex wardrobe
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband - everything a jumper needs to be a jumper.

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